Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai??
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Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...
Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please??
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Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!
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The best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...
My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!
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A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!
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What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT!!
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Wife: Nashta kar lo.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!
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After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!
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Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.
Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.
Lady: Go ahead.
Dr starts.
After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?
Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown that bastard fly inside!!!
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Girl (in short clothes) in office: Guys, Main young lag rahi hoon naa?
SHARMA: Yeh bhi utar de pagli... New born lagegi!
enjoy!!
